Tuesday, January 15, 2013

DAY HUNDRED NINETY - corners

As I was watching the morning news on BBC this morning, something suddenly dawned on me that I can’t believe it has taken me this long to notice: there are NO ads, meaning no interruptions – nice! (‘Course you know what that means, don’t you? The tax payers are paying for it!) And as for the weather, ‘you won’t like it – unless you’re a snowmantic.’ Hahah – those silly weather guys!

To my dad it is a military corner, while to my mom it is a hospital corner. Whatever it is, did LOTS of them today! (You know how you HATE to change a bed that is up against the wall? Well, me, too! And I did a lot of those, as well. Yuck! (All this TO BE in England . . . easy choice – it's a no brainer !!)

(Chloe wanted to know if my ‘friends’ knew I was here {in Weymouth, in England}. Cute.) I was attempting to explain to her how when MY Charlotte was asleep, she and HER Charlotte, her mum, were awake, and vice versa. She was having a pretty hard time conceptualizing this abstract thought. To help the teaching moment along I was looking around for something to represent the earth and the sun, when my eyes alighted on a box of tomatoes (used to make the grilled tomato portion of a ‘full English breakfast!' – that'll do just fine. I said, 'so it goes like this - you see the sun goes around the earth like this, and when it’s on the side where you are, it’s light, and when it goes to the other side, then it’s dark, and the same things for your soon-to-be friend, Charlotte.' Not sure if she could understand my rantings – turns four tomorrow. Oh, well, a beginning!


[This supplementary information really wanted to go along with Day 177 – that would be New Year’s Day, 2013; notwithstanding that, however, the next best place for it would have been yesterday, January 13th – but seeing as how it somehow doesn’t really seem to fit in with Sunday-kind of things, I am adding it in today. And the truth of the matter why it didn’t go where it belongs in the first place is because I resurrected it from underneath a bed just today!] From The Sun, self-proclaimed ‘Britain’s Most Popular Paper, dated January 1, 2013 (and I can tell you I was a little afraid to go any further because on the second page there’s a half page ad inviting you to ‘Get a gal-endar – Page 3* calendar with FREE behind-the-scenes DVD,’ highlighting topless Kelly, 22, from Daventry), safely from Page 5, Don’t be Afraid of ’13 – Facts Behind that Unlucky Number, did you know 1) sinister associations to the number 13 date back to ancient times; 2)triskaidekaphobia is the name for a phobia or fear of the number 13. The specific fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia (Well, of course, everybody knows that – was there any question!); 3) many buildings do not have a 13th floor and rename it 12B, 14A or something else instead; 4) the moon moves 13 degrees around the earth every day, and it takes 13 days to change from a full moon to a new moon and the same time to change back.

To continue:  5) in Iran, the 13th day of the year is known as Sizdah Be-dar – people desert their homes to campout in the countryside where they believe the joy they experience will cleanse their minds of evil thoughts. The date is a national holiday; 6) despite being widely considered as unlucky, 13 is actually a ‘happy number’ – a mathematical term which occurs when the sum of the squares of its digits equals one; 7) in numerology, 13 is a karmic debt number relating to selfishness in a previous life; 8) the number 13 was ditched in Ireland in order to preserve its ailing motor trade. The first two digits on license plates represent the year of registration. Following concerns about the impact of sales if cars begin with 13, instead plates read ‘131’ for cars registered in the first half of 2013, and ‘132’ in the second; 9) the earliest documented reference to Friday the 13th is in an 1869 biography of Gioachino Rossini, who died on that day; and lastly, both 13 as a number and Friday as a day (Jesus was crucified on a Friday – as well there were 13 seated at the Last Supper, and Judas Icariot, is believed to have been the 13th to take his place on that occasion) are considered unlucky, making Friday the 13th an ill-omened combination. In Spanish-speaking countries, Tuesday the 13th is considered unlucky, while Italians fear Friday the 17th. And there you have it - more than you ever wanted to know about the number 13!!

*Came across the term, ‘to go Page Three’ a while back, (in fact I wrote the following months ago, because I thought the ad where I heard it was SO hilarious and I wanted to know what was behind the terminology) – never dreaming that I would have the ‘opportunity’ of experiencing this phenomenon quite so upfront and personal as I did just now(!):  ‘Going Page Three.’  There’re these series of absurdly comical ads on television in which the average person is caught in unexpected, compromising situations - needless to say, they are very captivating. In this particular segment, an average-sized & -aged mum, is shown from the waist up, trying to cover her apparently nude upper body, her face all aghast, and the voice insinuates: 'when mom goes page three.' In swimming Mom has inadvertently lost her swimming suit top, as it shows you it floating on the water nearby. The point of the ad it that when this happens, then turn to this or that product. Looking it up I found that Page Three (or Page 3) is a feature found in some tabloid newspapers, especially in the United Kingdom, consisting of a large photograph of a topless female glamour model. The feature takes its name from the tradition of printing the photograph on the newspaper's third page. Although Page Three is popular with some readers, it has also attracted sustained criticism, notably from feminists – who argue that Page Three objectifies and demeans women, as well as conservatives – who believe that Page Three photographs are softcore pornography and inappropriate for publication in a family-oriented newspaper. (Well, yes, I guess so! Oh, my, we’re not in Kansas here, Dorothy, you know.) 



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1- Princess Chloe helping with breakfast cleanup, avec wand (gotta LOVE those princess shoes!)
2- view from the 3rd floor – pretty fantastic for sure! The only thing is I just KNOW come warm weather that room is going to get hotter than I’d want to live with; they’d be fine NOW, but I hope not to move any time soon. And besides – the bed doesn’t face out! Very important.