Monday, January 21, 2013

DAY HUNDRED NINETY FIVE - Fawlty Towers


Went right to work with Kat again this morning. We made an almost immediate bond - worked well together (‘plays with other well,’ as used to be written in my kindergarten report card). I really enjoyed our partnership, as we serviced almost every room in the hotel – in other words, tidied the rooms of stay-over guests, as opposed to complete change-overs. She admitted that the reason she works is NOT because she needs the money, like most other women I’ve come across (her husband has a very good job in railroad management), but rather because she wants to be out doing something – having her finger in the pie, as it were– of her own choosing, every day. PLUS it brings in a little extra money (‘for the kids’ – similar reasoning most moms claim to do it. Also, in this type of work, the hours are flexible, so she can do it while her kids are at school. (Megan 15, and Rhis, 13: she told me a little about them and it sounds like they are pretty great kids – working hard, involved in a number of extracurricular activities. In fact, Megan is already doing a little chambermaiding of her own.)

But the thing that really drew me to Kat is that she can see the irony in the craziness of what is going on all around us. The antics and incongruity of the coo family who runs the hotel: Loraine – full of fun but alternately with her wild demands and vociferous lectures, her sons’ roller coaster ride between incompetency and creativity, Charlotte’s incredible skills in some areas of hoteling and downright inability in others, Andy’s coming and goings and how it affects Loraine. Then there is the ‘held together with chewing gum’ ancient hotel structure itself and all those associated contingencies. But best of all are the guests and the verity of situations they have presented – what daft things she is going to come across: what they do, or don’t do, what they leave behind and how they’ve done it. (Just today she was pointing out a pair of dentures on a bedside table.) It’s going to be a wild ride - there should be plenty to keep you in stitches! (Kat indicated that the delight of the unpredictability is a big part of what keeps her coming back. What crazy shenanigans will she encounter next?! She obviously can stand outside of any tense moments that occasionally occur and see them as a temporary part of the ongoing eccentricities of life at the Richmoor.)

Brrr, one degree above freezing here this afternoon – sounds pretty awful until you compare it to Provo with 0 degrees, when I last checked at 6:45am, their time. (Of course, then there’s that little Fahrenheit to Celsius conversion thing that must be taken into consideration . . .)

The Ayles always seem to follow me about (room-wise anyway), like bees to a picnic. Wherever my room is, there’s seems to be somewhere close by. (Said tongue-in-cheek as this is just a silly coincidental observation.) In fact, just heard Brother Ayles’ homey, incessant humming coming closer, down my hallway – made me realize that in all my room moves I have ALWAYS been located on the first floor. I think I shall have to try for the second or the third floor the next time I feel up to a temporary, short-termed move.

Loraine is one fun-loving person, a trait to which I can positively attest – readily apparent to me, almost immediately, when I showed up for the Singles Convention at the hotel, back in November. It is one of those characteristics that attracts people to her – because everyone likes fun! (Just realized that’s why she’s always doing those silly quizzes!) Themes are a good structure around which to fabricate fun. That first time I came it had been Christmas as the focal point – went really well with the decorations she had put up good and early in November. (This next convention in February will be centered around crime, mystery, murder and mayhem; a perfect theme for Valentine’s Day – don’t you agree?!)

Today was NO exception. Loraine, who likes to do ‘wild and crazy’ things, had devised a plan, and ordered the supplies, to turn the guests’ morning and evening dining experiences into Richmoor Hotel’s own version of Fawlty Towers. ‘Course she didn’t bother giving any of her patsies forewarning, or hardly any choice, for that matter. She and Andy were Mr and Mrs Fawlty, Ricky was Manuel, but no Polly, as not one of the other young women was willing to stick their neck out. As for me, I merely said, ‘what the heck, I’ll do it – I’m game!’

Fawlty Towers was a low-budget British sitcom produced by the BBC, first broadcast in 1972 and 1979. (How time flies – that suddenly seems like such a LONG time ago!) The show was written by John Cleese and his then wife Connie Booth, both of whom also starred in the show, and was made up of two-years worth of six episodes each. The series is set in Fawlty Towers, a fictional hotel in the seaside town of Torquay, on the ‘English Riviera.’ (The young man playing the character of ‘Jack’ in the recent pantomime production of Jack in the Beanstalk, and his visiting colleagues, were from all from Torquay {pronounced like ‘key’}, a coastal town located about 50 miles as the crow flies, 80 miles by land a couple hors due south and west, as you follow the outline of the coast around.) The plots centred around tense, rude and put-upon owner Basil Fawlty (Cleese), his bossy wife Sybil, a comparatively normal chambermaid Polly (Booth), and hapless Spanish waiter Manuel and their attempts to run the hotel amidst farcical situations and an array of demanding and eccentric guests.

From that seemingly inauspicious beginning – taking into account the limited number of seasons it ran (by today’s standards), as well as how long it’s been since it first ran, Fawlty Towers was voted best British television series of all time by industry professionals. It used to be a part of KUED’s the British Comedies lineup, and I never paid much attention. Now am I sorry! ‘Cause, we ARE FawltyTowers! (Knowing what I know about what goes on behind the scenes, I’m a little surprised Loraine wanted to inch that close to an obvious comparison . . .)

For the antics today, both Andy and Ricky were wearing silly moustaches and teeny black bowties; me in a little white apron.  (Andy, who is very witty, in and of himself, was MADE for the part of Mr Fawlty. Whereas Ricky as the Spanish waiter seemed to hate every minute of it, was very uncomfortable – you could tell – and was having a hard time getting outside his box. I did my best to play the part of a ‘fairly normal chambermaid,’ but, alas, knew very little about what was supposed to be going on, so was not as winning as I could have been – alas, untapped talent.) Some pretty hilarious things went on in the dining room – some involving the most real-looking rat I think I’ve ever seen.

Loraine had even persuaded her older son, Junior, and his pregnant partner, Lisa, to drive down several hours to participate in this evening’s dinner ‘entertainment.’ They sat incognito at a table, planted there as they pretended to be pushed, prodded, and duly insulted by Mr. Fawlty – all the while, Mrs. Fawlty attempting to keep her husband in tow. There were several uncomfortable scenes – for the uninitiated, until they caught on to what was going on. Eventually, after several courses and scripted lines of shenanigans, the ‘couple’ stood up, pushed themselves away from the table and stormed out. The whole thing was pretty hilarious. ‘Fawlty Towers’ went off and on throughout the entire length of both meals.

(The Ayles and their niece vising from Worchester (Wooster) – very close to Birmingham, (daughter to David’s sister with Alzheimer’s) had arranged to have dinner in the restaurant this evening. I took it upon myself to explain the situation to Lynn beforehand. She said she was very glad that I had – otherwise she might have mistakenly thought the whole operation had gone bonkers!) Fun stuff!

Taking into account the number of hours I’m putting in, compared to what I’m taking out in terms of food and lodging, pretty sure my daughter thinks I’m getting the short end of the stick. But, then, this is how I look at it: Loraine is affording me an EXPERIENCE – one that no amount of money could buy. Honestly, I feel like I should be paying HER!


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1- Fawlty Towers scenario at the Richmoor Hotel. (The jerkiness of this photo attests to the speed with which everything operates around here. As I was trying to set up the shot, Loraine was saying, ‘not right now – we’re in the middle of dinner service!’ But I knew if it didn’t happen ‘right now!’ it wouldn’t happen at all.’ Tom snapped it and, to please his mom, hurried!
2- Connie Booth, John Cleese, Andrew Sachs and Prunella Scales
3- David Ayles – 79 and never missed a lick in his life! (That's his Sherlock hat that he grabbed as he went out the door today - he said sometimes he likes to wear it sideways just to get a rise.)