Sunday, January 20, 2013

DAY HUNDRED NINETY FOUR - number six

So far, 7am, no snow – too warm – though it IS wet and windy.  The weatherman had predicted snow in the report I was reading last night. Got all excited, as though I have seen it alongside the road, I have never seen it falling from the sky here in England. (Since snow is frozen water, the temperature must be below zero degrees Centigrade – not necessarily on the ground where it snows, but the clouds where the snow forms must be below zero.) When I had passionately told Charlotte that it was supposed to begin snowing in the middle of the night, she said, ’oh, when it comes to Weymouth, they ALWAYS get it wrong.’ I said, ‘we’ll see, we’ll see.’ Perhaps she was right after all!)

If I had thought yesterday was busy, today’s actions were even more so. Everywhere was a flurry of activity, preparing for our soon-to-be, latest arrival of guests - men on ladders changing out light bulbs, food supplies being brought in, carpets and floors scoured, rooms being readied one by one. No spit polish this time around – things were deeply gotten into! One of my jobs had been dusting off the furniture and hoovering up the bar area. I began to notice all over the floor, and sometimes on the seats of the booths, these small dark ovalish-shaped pellet objects – about the size of half a raisin. I wondered what they were and where they’d come from. There were lots of that scattered about and they kind of looked like they might be little chocolate candies that had fallen out of a candy box - something like the hard outer coating of an M&M. Thinking no further than that, and just like the curious person – and sweet-toothed – person I am, I tried to bite into one to see if it indeed was a confection or not. It wasn’t, no taste – hard plastic-y texture. I went back to work. A bit later I needed to go downstairs for something, and passing by the office, popped my head in to see if either Stacey or Loraine could shed any light on this mystery. Having described the size and shape the best I could, Loraine retorted with an immediate, definitive answer – ‘oh, that’s rat poison.

‘What?’ I laughed nervously, ‘what d’ya mean, rat poison?!’ Yes, that’s what she had said. ‘But . . . but I put it in my mouth!’ The two of them got a pretty good ‘well, you silly girl, what are you thinking of, putting foreign objects in your mouth like a kid?!’ chuckle over that one. We tossed that around for a while – where poison had been put, etc., around the hotel and finally came to the conclusion that these must have come from something Chloe had left behind the day before, when she’d been there keeping company with her mom. (Whew!) Loraine did think to tell me to watch out for any brown powder I might come across under the beds – that it was a substance that had been put down to deter bedbugs. Well, I guess I learned my lesson – hopefully!

Made a great new friend today – in fact, somewhat of a soul ‘chambermaid’ sister. As previously mentioned, whereas this is primarily a slow month, Loraine has wisely made January the time when contracts for temporary staff (not EVERY day folk, like Stacey, Mikey and Ricky, mostly, who are more on call, work load determining it) come to an end. That way she can legitimately let workers go if for some reason she is NOT pleased with their performance, and not be held liable for fringe of contract or anything like that. Loraine chose Kat (Katrina) of all the chambermaids she had had back in my first few weeks here, when we had all those coaches, to sign up on a new contract. (Up to this point, since new year’s, it has been Stacey, me and Charlotte taking on the rooms.) So today, Loraine asked me to work alongside Kat to get a REALLY good lesson in how to ‘do it properly.’ She’s awfully nice; felt an almost immediate kinship with her. Had NO idea she and I would hit it off so well and have such a similar outlook. (More about this subject on the day to follow.)

Another interesting, unexpected co-worker thing developed today between me and Tony – similar handyman to Jez. Tony is the electronic go-to man. I had been asking him for his help concerning remotes for the random TV systems we have here at the hotel (composed of a television and a converter box to pick up the ‘new’ digital service). He had said ‘well, as it appears you’re working around here, as well as taking an interest in these mechanisms, you might as well learn how they operate.’ Then he proceeded to caution me about being careful about my working here and to whom I tell what (of course, everyone knows I am American, and he obviously had been made aware of the recent ‘Chase thing’ – that’s the name of the young man that has been the center of the unhappy immigration troubles around here). I said, tongue-in-cheek, ‘I don’t know what you mean, because what I am doing is NOT working’ - in other words, I’m not working here. When we bumped into each other next he said something aside, teasingly, like ‘well, seeing as how you’re not working here,’ etc. And then the next time he addressed me out and out as ‘there’s the illegal alien.’ Haha – who ever would have thought it would come to this? Me – an illegal alien – now that’s a switch!

Around noon people starting arriving – so many, it seems, that I had the ‘opportunity’ of vacating my room, once again. (Also means I had to give up ‘my office’ and ‘my tub’ –  temporarily!) Seems this weekend at the Richmoor is an annual retreat for postal workers – and their spouses. (I had very kindly asked Loraine to please be sure and give me 24-hours’ notice before she needed me to move so I could avoid the pressure of gathering my stuff and moving it with a deadline breathing down my neck. (I don’t like that feeling – at all!) Did that happen? Ehm, no. It was Stacey, in fact, who was the one this morning, as I was taking my ever lovin’ time doing a variety of things that needed doing, who off-handedly threw out, ‘oh, and by the way, did Loraine mention that she needed your room?’ What?! Because Loraine and I had talked about this very possibility and it was not supposed to be written in the cards this soon. Ah, well, such is life around the Richmoor - ya love ‘em and ya leave ‘em!

[In the end, it turned out that I hadn’t really needed to have moved so suddenly like that – oh, bother! Because a lot of England was socked in with snow (even if we weren’t down here at the beach!) and the roadways were treacherous, a number of people who had anticipated lounging in the luxury of the Richmoor Hotel by now for the weekend had had to delay their travel plans. I am beginning to understand how the system works: I have been in a double-bed room; there are only so many of them, and with this large of a group, she needs every one she can get. As soon as this group has gone I could move back to that very special bedroom overlooking the sea, but I can tell you, I am so tired of moving about – waiting for the next time I’ll have to move again. I just want to be settled – no matter the size of the room!

Was helping a nice couple who rang the buzzer (located in the main hallway – for anyone to use whenever they need the attention of the hotel staff) who were wondering if they were supposed to have a remote to work the telly in their room. (They knew that some hotels, it seems, checked them out to their guests much like library books. ‘Not like we plan on watching a whole lot of television or anything,’ they had added. You always start this conversation with ‘and have you looked . . . etc.? as it happens several times on the first day every go around. And they said, ‘well, we’ve definitely checked BEHIND the bed – because we found a dumbie’ (pacifier/binkie, etc.) Man, tacky! They just smiled and said, ‘well, after all, it IS a family room, isn’t it?! (so said because their room has both a double and a single bed) Yep, found it later underneath the bed – along with lots of trash that doesn’t get picked up by the short reach of Henry.

Well, I think that was IT: the one chance to witness falling snow this winter – in Weymouth – and I missed it. Too busy running up and down the stairs or in ‘my office (room 102 – the only room in the hotel that picks up the internet) where, coincidentally, there is no window to the outside. Others here witnessed it and I saw evidence of it all over cars streaming past outside, but for me it wasn’t meant to be, I guess. Besides that, I think it must have been a very wet, sleety snow – so maybe if I had happened to look out I would have assumed it was rain anyway. (I’m calling it invisible snow.) Weather update: a couple of days later I was talking to the sister missionaries, especially the one who is a state-side girl, and whose opinion more corroborates mine due to our commonality, about the seeming lack of ‘snow-ness’ in the precipitation we had received recently. They fully admitted that what had come down had been much more like a rain-sleet than what I would call snow – aha! And not only that, but had added that local schools had been shut down for the day – you have got to be kidding!)

Helped with dinner service – I always rather enjoy that interaction. It was me and Jack, and Ricky, and Alex - grandma honey bee and a bunch of young blokes. (Tom and a different Jack, a non-family member ‘Jack’)They are all very good to me and treat me like a respected peer. Couldn’t ask for more than that!

Later in the evening Loraine did the quiz thing. Oh boy, did this group whoop and holler uproariously, compared to the little OAPs I have been witness to in the past. I suppose it had everything to do with age, also this were a group as opposed to strangers meeting up for the first time – plus these guys also drank a lot more. (Maybe that’s it!)

Byron, my friend in Grimsby, texted me today to say his first little grandbaby had arrived – a girl. Since northern England has had their fair share of snow, he is calling her a snow princess – cute. (His first sentence said something like ‘junior has arrived,’ before adding the princess part in the second. Full well anticipating this birth, I scanned the text hurriedly, my eyes lit on the ‘junior’ part (somehow oblivious to the ‘princess’ aspect) and thought, ‘oh, wonderful, it’s a boy!’ It was only later before talking to Byron on the phone, and wanting to refresh the extent of my knowledge, that the words, ‘snow princess,’ connected. Boy thing, no – girl, yes! Haha – for several hours I had gone about thinking ‘she’ was a ‘he!’ (A funny thing was that when we talking later on the phone and I brought up that in my experience I had only ever heard the term ‘Junior’ applied to males, he admitted, ‘oh, yeah, I suppose you’re right.’ He is so VERY new to this grandpa stuff!)


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1- Blizzards brought Birmingham to a virtual standstill on Friday with six inches of snow in eight hours causing transport chaos. Roads were quiet as many workers stayed at home, while those who did venture out faced treacherous conditions. Flights from Birmingham Airport were grounded and rail and bus services were hit by delays and cancellations. Big freeze set to continue. (Just as Leah predicted, all the world comes to a standstill when it snows in England! They just don’t know what to DO with it, nor have the wherewithal to DEAL with it!)
2- almost a box bedroom – pretty, though
3- new - but not the beach - view